30 March, 2010

2 Movies, 1 Day

Hello! It is I, Hunter the Awesome. Okay that suffix was added on...but still.

I am back...again. Remember when I said I was coming back? Yeah I lied didn't I? Oh those were the days. You weren't there. I was...good times. I feel a tear coming on. Let me get that for me. There we go...you don't even know if I did it. Anyways I should probably get on topic. As you see. 2 Movies, One Day. So lets get this train a rolling...speaking of trains. That Valleys of Neptune album by Jimmy Hendrix is sexy.
STONE FREE!
Okay that's over with and what not. Lets begin shall we? (Why did I just ask a question...)

First off! Featuring former WWE Superstar, Stone Cold Steve Austin (STUNNER STUNNER BAH GAWD STONE COLD) in the straight-to-DVD WWE film, Damage. IMAGE TIME :D


CONFESSION TIME WITH STONE COLD BAH GAWD!

This was a really good movie I thought. It was like a mix of Con-Air and Fight Club. As in the sense no famous actor was in it, no planes were in it, and no one was themselves as another person they thought existed, but it was just another side of their personality. Beautiful.

So basically without giving the whole story away.
SPOILER ALERT

Good, good. Now basically we start off with our main man, Steve Austin, getting out of prison. There is a dub over his leaving the prison of what sounds like his parole hearing. He was committed for 4 years due to a case of manslaughter. Oh what a shame.

Long story short. The man's wife finds Austin and demands money from him to pay for her daughter's heart transplant. How will Steve get out of this mess?
Underground fighting.

Great fights occur and it manages to balance out with the story. Which is a rare case and amazing if you call pull it off. Like I said, it was a great movie, but the one thing I hated. Well two. Music would randomly just kinda find itself into the scene. Number two, awkward, long pauses. Still I enjoyed it.

Whats next you say? WELL! It is this. Well not this this...below this this.
There we go. Now once again. The same thing as for the last movie.

SPOILER ALERT

Now this movie is about a Fox. Who steals chickens and other birds. He has a family. A Possum friend. Weak child.

Yadda yadda, good movie. Cute too.

Next time we'll have the case of, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Which I'm kinda trying to watch at the moment, but most likely will have to save that for *Date of Next Blog Post Here* and by then. I'll have a full review and won't have to do a half-assed review. Well it still will be half-assed, but at least I tried.

Right?

Right.

Right on...

Peace Out,
Hunter

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